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"Are you fat ? Are you a dork ? Do you have a small penis ? Do you suffer from mommy issues ? You're probably not getting laid . We have the cure. Wear this watch. It's a divorcee's wet dream . We guarantee you'll be getting more pussy than a litter box on the TV show 'Hoarders' ."



"An aesthetic and timeless no date diver style with a Seiko quartz movement that's not going to break the bank."


"Looks absolutely stupendous..." - NS 


The Seiko VH movement has a 2 year battery life and ticks 4 times per second. So the sweep isn't as smooth as your typical modern mechanical movement (affordable Seiko mechanicals like the Seiko 5 and Cocktail Time usually tick 6 times per second). If you love vintage mechanical watches that tend to beat/tick at lower frequencies, you will love the sweep of the VH movement along with quartz accuracy.


Detailed specifications:

Model Description:  SM8019 US Vietnam War Diving Military Watch 300M

Movement: Seiko VH31 Scan Quartz

Lume: Super luminous SLC3

Case:43mm (including Crown)     

Lug to lug: 47mm                                                                         

Case Type: Round                                                                       

Case Material: Stainless Steel                                                                                                                

Case Colour: Sand blasted & IP black                                       

Crown:Botton screwed-in,Crown screwed down

Bezel:One way Rotating Bezel 120-tooth reverse aluminum patch (aluminum patch size:30.7*38mm)

Height: 15mm


Bracelet Material: Nylon Nato  

(Band Colour : black)

Dial Colour: Black/blue/green

Lug spacing:20mm

Index Colour: Super Slc3 Luminous

Glass: Single bridge mineral plus hard Glass


Water Resistant:30ATM

Glass size:31.5*6.7mm(Diameter&Thickness size)

Domed crystal glass

Crown:6mm screwed



"Vietnam" / Platoon US Special Forces UDT watch - Type D sterile Royal Navy dial

SKU: 8019DUP
Color: Black
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